Welcome to one of the most peaceful rooms on the site, formerly known as Cookie's Cafe :) We serve cookies, drinks, pies and many other things! Beginners welcome! :D
Many people have their early morning breakfast, eat lunch, and have their extremely late dinner in the Pub. Some of these loyal patrons, (rather than going home to sleep) actually decide to stay in the Pub to work on it. After cleaning it up, they usually end up sleeping in some cardboard boxes, or on the couch. or in their rooms, only regs get room keys, guest rooms are avalible as well.
Note: In the event of a disaster, you are asked to hide under the coffee table, it is made of mahogany and will not break.
Note: The Couch was murdered on Friday, March 19th 2010 at approximately 23:26 GMT+0.
(The couch has been replaced. It is what she would have wanted.)
Some of those poor homeless-people / free-labor are:
dehm - Room Owner since 14th September 2011, but takes the regs' opinions into consideration when it comes to the room. Also a programmer, and has been entitled as "God of Dodge". Sometimes pretends to be a girl when people fail to realize that this is Kongregate, and not Kongredate. "Is best mod along with humbee. Slaps you if you're bad."
xensyr - Xen/xMn is probably the laziest mod ever, generally tired and afk from the chat, occasionally seen talking or silencing.
HumbleBee - A new mod to join the room, he is the humblest bee around. Has lots of nicknames including but not limited to: Humbee, Fluffy,ect
Maginmaniac7 - I write my own descriptions.
Takamatsu - Taka, the original Room Owner of Cookie's Cafe/Ye Olde Pub, has since then been demodded and replaced. An addicted gamer, he used to be in the room almost 24/7, but mostly idle; becoming active when his cafe senses told him trolls need dealing with or for late-night chats. His presence could be detected by his trademark greeting of "rawr". The dinosaurs love you too.
Sakuya - (recently demodded) The Lady mod, and all around bad ass. Also, a Red Wings fan. Appears to have moved to another room.
Updated July 15th, 2010: John's padded room created. (he has the soul key.)
Note from October 24th, 2011: This list is a bit outdated - There are some new regs and some old regs have left; They should probably be removed from the list, but we'll never forget them! ;-;
Note from June 29th, 2012: Moved all the old regs to a smaller list.
Note from November 9th 2014: Nobody chats in the room anymore, there are no old regs there. Rest in peace the pub as I say this only here.
You've all been great friends to me, I will miss our times together.
Angelothegreat - Craazy
Dendrago0 - Long-standing resident. Known by most in the room. Prefers to go by "Den". Dislikes idiocy, but is friendly otherwise. Now let me tell you about Homestuck.
Dogeatdog6 - Doggy, not Yuki nor Ded66, is a regular in two rooms. He (or she?) has several computers, and has recently (finally!) installed Linux. Upon being asked a description, the user had these very wise words to say: "Uhh. AM DOGGY" x3
"Lady" Dzko The Sundress wearing creature that brings in the money....
gamester466 - Residential fisherman in the Breakfast Lands, often seen in his boat or lakeside cabin, given to him graciously by the Waffle God, also aquired a fishing license. A newer reg, or soon to become so, but a reg none the less. Gives out chat kill tokens if you manage to kill ze chat, but we all know dehm is the professional chat-killer. Will toss waffles at misbehavers.
Goth2 - The occasionally lovable, karate chopping, blade wielding, resident Goth. (Pure awesomeness.)
Jason324:(Aka God Of Waffles)Ex-Abyssian. Rps cosistantly a wonder he hasnt gotten banned or silenced, he has a habit of throwing things like bricks, and enjoys lava. Undesputed lord of the Breakfast Lands. Janitor of the wiki and lives in the room in the corner with the green door. Looking for guns? weapons? ask him, he has everything you could want in a weapon due to the fact that he runs the damn black market. Brony (Artist) and QWOP expert.
June Rose -nice, sweet, happy, a model and... I'd have to say sweet again (courtousy of humblebee~)
Monkeyboy561 - Monkey is a regular. 'nuff said. He also plays MC, but on his singleplayer world he's using InvEdit, since he's too lazy to gather stuff himself. :3 He's also the inventor of SOS, Shotgun Or Shovels, according to himself. :P
mrdenty - No current information available. Jasons bestest friend in the whole wide interwebs.
mykawaii - (myka, kawaii) Sarcastic, and not strong on sympathy, but loved by at least some none the less ^^ Has started to wander off to other rooms more frequently, but still comes back to visit :)
Narnodewish - The room's professional planker, and has a leaf that he uses for camouflage. He's frigging undetectable with that thing, I tell ya! Frilly little bloke.
Nellana - No idea how Nell wasn't in the wikia yet! D: Nell likes to refer to Nell as Nell, in the third person. :P She's a nice person, and a good friend. ^^
Pyromania24 - I wasn't dead, I'm back. And I still have a mac. >:3
red966 - A nice guy who dislikes spelling errors and RP, but we still can't figure out his favorite color.
Sanityisalie - Myarmisinasling Some may think he is a troll. But, he is secretly a regular in disguise. However, don't let his good looks and charm, charm you. His sanity is a lie. He is a closet brony but doesnt know it :3
SpiderPrincess-The derpiest chick you'll ever meet and an avid Homestuck addict, Spider enjoys doodling and belting out kareoke while there's no one around. She frequently stalks chat, as she is proud to call the Pub her home. Known to erupt into bouts of Homestuck jokes with Dendrago. Laughs hysterically at SNORT TOILETS. also called Spincess. :o
UndeadLeader - Believe it or not, he's the neurotic leader of the oncoming Zombie Apocalypse! At least we didn't tell him about the perfect plan in excruciating detail while only making sure we knew which plan we were talking about not to tell him. :D Watch out. :x
Ytterbium_Juice - Dude's black! This has been a public service announcement. Thank you for your time. The name comes from the periodic table, and the word juice.
zabbo44 - Nobody knows how he got in the room, nobody knows what he does but everyone knows Zabbo, after 5 years we think it's acceptable to make him a reg.
These are people who were once regulars, but for reasons unknown (or sometimes known) have stopped coming into the room. We'll never forget them!
aron3143 Arxeye AXE2 branca COOKEIS coolestofdudes eviehippie Flywacket gear360 JackRandom jagalex johnmusic nightdreamer PassionThief puppie' Ractorism
Memorable/Funny Quotes Edit
xensyr: I have a feeling she wasn't 19.
digidragon20: Omg related videos to mine are Justin Beber and Rick Astley
digidragon20: I am either gonna get angry viewers or mental people
curtisliiife: there is no god :)
johnmusic: There is a mute button though. :)
sparkle96: I like Home made nachos better than store boughttt
yamipwned23: You can either be random or gay, so hurry up and pick one cause I already have.
johnmusic: Yeah, well you can be muted too. :>
Santo1rafael: no no no!!!!!!!!!!!!
loobieloo95: yes yes yes
loobieloo95: and i dont mean it in that way
screamingstares: Well they have a lot of blood in them.
RobDyrek: born 12/23/94
johnmusic: I love how your age changes depending on the girl, Rob.
Jason324: I carry a roll of duct tape everywhere and I use it sometimes no one cares
Jason324: some of then even thank me :3
Pyromania24: I'm guessing you fix their hockey sticks, Jason.
(From our professional planker:)
Narnodewish: I don't plank! I know how to cook. Sheeesh
zabbo44: Food. Make. You.
mrdenty: you mean You. Make. Food.?
Monkeyboy561: How is this possible!
Narnodewish: America puts ireland to shame.
Narnodewish: Everything we have, they have it bigger and better.
PyroMania24: *googles worldwide average penis sizes*
mrdenty: YOP- a tale of friends stupdity and cupcakes :3
Jason324:Humbee i made ponies!
IllegalTemple: Did he just say wowzers?
Im_Sorry: Toy Toy Toy Toy Toy
Jason324: Is dead.
Im_Sorry: No you.
Jason324: Is alive :3
Im_Sorry: No me.
Jason324: In hell.
Im_Sorry: Yes me.
Narnodewish: Then we had two layers of shit precipitation! =D
spiderprincess: It rained shit?!
spiderprincess: That sounds horrible!!
Nellana: Everything defaults to fat? ^^'
Life before using 'T' Edit
On a day known as being 16 of 10 (however rarely called so), in 2010, a very horrible evil bewildered our calm Cafe!
A key had been removed from our keyboards! However, which one? No one knew.
Blame all on escada, since he began said madness!
Obviously, we all missed a key which, in QWE-series keyboards, comes before Y and beyond R.
Lonely day before Sunday, we shall never miss you nor your lack of T!
The WNS Edit
The WNS is the "Weird Naming System". It was created by dehm, and it's probably done randomly, just saying. :o
The following is a list of all known names created using the WNS:
ADFPhoenixDawn = Acrobat Cruise
Apocrite145 = AgonyX
bludude90210 = bluedud
carefullkiller = Hospital
Channeler = Graph-tastic
curlyboxhead = Sword
dragoneye904 = Brain Puddles
Eeeveee = Pocket Wraith
Eircman = IRC
Goth2 = Stego
granadilla40 = Bazooka
Infernitorn = Nitro
invalid_user = Password
JayZeeM50One = Ditto
KiwiPieGreen = Cookie
LikeAFox = Hail Master
ryguy586 = Fire
ParaNoir = Noris
parpadoo = Dinner
PassionThief = PwrUp
Pyromania24 = BFG9000!
Sabbscat = Lurb Machine
schacksken = Snackbook
screamingstares = SrsBsns
shadowkid375 = Small Tornado
Tehshi = TeaH4x
thebarge = Ice Badge
vyn1415 = Drink
wooness = win
XxAchillesxX = Emo Warrior
xXCurlyAlbertXx = Bear
Ytterbium_Juice = Lute