Welcome
The name says it, this chat room is dedicated to ShellShock Live 2 a multiplayer game on Kongregate. If you are here to chit chat just about the game, then hi and goodbye!
In SSL2 chat room, we enjoy a variety of topics, even those you have never dreamed are there to talk about. This is not your everyday game chat room. Some are not even here for the game. Yeah, that much.
Many times it becomes insane, full of drama. It'll be like a free cable and all you got to do is grab your popcorn or even be in the middle of it (warning you though).
Friends and enemies, chatters and spammers, even lovers and haters, we have them all. We are proud to have a wide range of IQ, from those who deeply discuss reality and existence, to those asking what game others are playing, then claiming to be a joke (Yeah, we know it wasn't!)
The sound of silence does knock the door, but soon to be followed by what we liked silence more than.
Childish after all, being just a chat room, yet special among the rest, here we capture some of its moments and memories. In case it dies, this is a proof that we were there, it held us in and you witness.
Rules
1. Leave your humanity, dignity and self-respect out.
2. Don't cry when everything you say and believe in is mocked.
3. Be prepared for your sanity to be doubted, and your gender or sexuality to be questioned.
4. Have a major in one (or even both) of these sciences: Asshology or Retardology. Creepiness is optional but preferred.
5. Be able to speak many animal languages. We have pigs, chickens, donkeys and even monkeys!
News
- Week's description: Reunion!
- Surprisingly enough, many of our friends abandoned the game at summer time and came back in our exams. ;-;
- "Let's play another game": If you are frequent to this room, you won't find it unusual for some to come out of the bloom periodically saying that they'll play another game and name it, either a game in Kong or another site, some even market for the steam version of this game. While there are some questions in mind, like "Who the hell are you?" and "How much do they pay you?", we don't have time to hear their answer being busy playing our game SSL2. Leave marketing out of this room.
Moderator(s)
"Uh, hey. I don't know what a good quote would be" - Destan
A savior sent from the holy heavens. He heard our call and came for the rescue. He has a great music taste and thankfully, he shares that with the rest. There is still much to know about this warrior.
Oh mighty little star
Twinkle in our dark sky
Our day is night
We need a light
Even though shining,
a vampire too? Paradox
We accept you as our succubus
Anything not to ban us
Regulars
The beating heart of the chat room. Without them, it's like a graveyard. "Regulars" does not mean those who are present 24/7, but those who own the room when present. It's not an honor to be here, but rather a right to be mentioned.
An oddly unique kid with disturbing qualities he's not afraid to show the whole world. You can say we're quite blessed for having him though, growing in front of our eyes into someone we know he'll hit the front page for a reason or another one day.
"code me!!! XD" -ajaxdekampioen
Give this man a code! It gets ugly when you don't. It is very uncommon for him to post one though (at least one of his own). We threw a party when that happened. Ajax lives in the medieval ages, believing to be a king. "King of what?", you might ask. All what comes to mind will result in this page deletion and my account blockade, so better not to tell. The worst language teacher "add le to every word and that's french", he even claims to be the inventor of a new language, which is actually just bad English. A typical lazy guy, taking a vacation from a vacation.
An adult who enjoys playing this game, proving that it suits all ages and genders. He starts games which are in demand. Very sensitive toward the chats. A friend of many here. He likes to tell jokes.
An awesome guy. Very funny and gains friends effortlessly. Starts matches everyone craves to join and has an endless supply of humor. Happy to have him as a regular in our room. Recently, he is facing a cloning battle, it's not strange for us these days to meet a fraud claiming to be the real derp, but we know the one and only!
Last, but certainly not least, we have William. A unique specimen of a human being this one. Ultimately humble, but with a very dirty mind that he unsuccessfully tries to hide from the world. When he says something, the entire chat room goes quiet in silent amazement, either by his intelligence or by his obliviousness to his own extremely disturbing tendencies. Our dear William is also the unofficial moderator of our little mental institution on SSL2, and we love to hate him for it.
Previous Regulars
"I have never wished to harm, but I was born to destroy people mentally" -Aliaskamldc
Your life would be a waste if you haven't met her.
"That's hot" -AnnexB
Let's take advantage of this moment, since he is busy, probably in bed with one of his pans. Annex is a hard not to notice guy (maybe a chick, we did not check). Disturbingly, everything is kinky to him, and even a legless frog is hot and "lovable" he says. Without any doubt, Annex is our room pervert. Don't you think we are being harsh on him, he loves that and admits it. He is not even here for the game, seems nice, but it's actually creepy. So, whenever you scratch your head, thinking what you have said for your chat with him to turn sexual, remember that it's Annex, and everything is innuendo in his world. P.S: Call him Anny, he'll LOVE it.
"Baby will be played in my funeral" -BLACK-KAVIAR
An African who denies his roots, claiming to be a Turkish-Dutch. A schizophrenic with two characters, in one he is madly in love with Justin Bieber, living to spread Belieberism and support Canada for world domination. In the other, he is JB himself, saying Selena Gomez is his ex. The two are disturbing. Alternative accounts master. He'll create you an alt, even though you did not ask him, and starts chatting with it as you......If he did that to you, don't feel special, it's his thing.
"Fap Fap Fap"
His name says it all. DevilBoy is a master of online fights and arguments, rarely does he lose temper and usually in control of his ideas and sentences. There are occasions in which DevilBoy demonstrates yin-yang, having AngelBoy spreading peace in the chat, warning spammers, encouraging to report and being extra friendly. Devil or Angel, he's still obsessed with FFA games and aiming to reach prestige 10 to have a variety of games to join afterward. His ign is 69Tornado69.
A bright young man who dares to hold the same name as mine, creating a confusion regarding which Will they meant. Open-minded and informative in many aspects of life (music, movies, science, etc). A moderator on Discord, as well.
A new comer had the others dazzled by over-friendly compliments, kindness and positive negativity. Assigning members as her side hoes, Mods, you name it. Dog filter super fan, believes she used to be one in one life. Our new Mod on Discord, as well.
"lives up to her name" -WilliamTheBest1
We could say she's the female version of Annex and get it over with, but there is much more in her naughtiness to be told. When she enters the house, you'll definitely know. She won't let you not! Bringing a vibe to the room you only realize when she's gone. The queen of private messages and emoticons with no competitor. Let's say that before she came to our room, Annex was alone in his quest, still more than enough for us. We thought she was a gift, she promised tame Anny the beast. Days passed and we were wrong. Lonely no more, Annex and Lady are an army of two, planning to give anyone and everyone the most awkward moments of their lives.
"123456, everyone is welcome. Low level, high level, prestige, deluxe and even bots! Just join!"
A breath of fresh air in our chat room, having an obsession with FFA matches and leveling up in quite excitement for the next prestige. Usually, nice and polite, unless you're an asshole or when he's so close to prestige and starts inviting forcefully "12345, EVERYONE IS ****ING WELCOME!"
"howso" -noellie23
23 stands for her age the time she joined the site, which is probably 46 years ago. noellie is a chat addict, does anything for the sake of a banter. When we say anything, we mean it. Can not even write "noellie" and "nice" in the same sentence, but there are rare events she showed humanity in, rare still. She is also a conspiracist, doubts the existence of everything, even herself. The winner in every "conflict". The secret lies in her annoying "howso" and in continuous and repetitive invalid arguments, pushing the other side to raise the white flag, cursing the moment that led to these horrible moments. Jokes aside, it is rare to come across a woman like noellie, and maybe behind her cold heart some warmth lies. "Silent but loud. Everywhere but nowhere. Good but bad." -WilliamTheBest1
"notice me Aliaska senpai" -vyshniavy
Sweet and friendly at first sight...The poison in some of her words in a fight is hidden by her multi-chinned emoticons. Our room lover, she has what they call "tank crushes", that she likes to pass on some time when going to bed thinking of them, it helps her to sleep. She recently started giving lessons in Lithuanian, yet she does not translate nor teaches a thing. It seems that if you lost her once, that's it. But you can not help it but to admire such persistence on a decision, even if it was upon you. "She is a rose, beautiful to look at, yet so painful to touch"-WilliamTheBest1
"foda se" -TexiTeman
A very cool person who still continues to play on the game despite the fact that there are not many people left.
Noticeable
With a little push, these guys can make it to the regulars.
Who is ancho talking to? Anyone? No one? His pm fails will never end, leaving us quite shocked and amazed. "300 men died that day", "I really really like her", "I was joking, join me, baby". He's the one to be with in the sad days, got jokes and puns to leave you dying. (Literally dying .__.).
A mysterious lady with charisma.
"real men don't cry, they beat their tear duct to never cry again"
Active in our chat room when not in your pants.
One of the few who enjoy noellie's company (what the hell is wrong with him?). So humble... He rarely shows up in the chat, but leaves a mark.
Discord
We've made a discord server for our fellow gamers not to lose contact with them and to hold tournaments. Here's the link to our server.
Server Mods: ajaxdekampioen,derp4life, Destan, jessizzlingjess and WilliamTheBest1
Epic Chats
PolishYoloSweg: school wifi no good
WilliamTheBest1: A typical school day in Poland ends at about 2.45 Pm.
WilliamTheBest1: And it's 3.45 PM there.
WilliamTheBest1: Liar.
vegito6: lol
MOONm00n: dundundun
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swagger911: suck my d**k
jagex55: after you good sir
zburt18: when and where
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MOONm00n: how to get a girlfriend
MOONm00n: XD
chastan7: You gotta pray to the sun god Ra.
chastan7: After that im not sure
chastan7: The instructions weren't clear.
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AeroIsArrow: whats the xp farm?
WilliamTheBest1: Basically, players gather closely in the game play so they earn more damage and thus XP.
AeroIsArrow: I just got the money for the paid version
AeroIsArrow: so I don't have time XD
AeroIsArrow: and waiting for it to install
WilliamTheBest1: If you loved the game enough, you would have time
WilliamTheBest1: Some play from their schools
alakai81: or works
WilliamTheBest1: Some play while their child is being born
WilliamTheBest1: Be dedicated
alakai81: some play while they are being castrated
WilliamTheBest1: Some play at wedding night
alakai81: some play while on honeymoon
alakai81: some play while playing
WilliamTheBest1: ^
Epic Battles
We never encourage feuds and insults between members and in a continuous work to end all of them. "Then, why was this section made?" Well, don't judge by the cover. We are no strangers to trolls picking on one. Here, we record their defeat.
noellie23 vs td5fab:
td5fab: ur not liked around he u ****ing grassy noel go snipe ur self like JFC an leave her the **** alone u peasant
WilliamTheBest1: Chill.
noellie23: muppet
noellie23: you a **** hag or what bruv
td5fab: u look like elmo cuz ur an us is red from ur uncle
noellie23: how would you know?
noellie23: what are you doing looking at my anus
noellie23: you perv
td5fab: wel its so wide u can see it from spac
noellie23: i see youre an expert in anusses
noellie23: seen a fair few up close in your time have you
noellie23: in them old boys school ennit
td5fab: yes i am u must be a expert in di cks
noellie23: no sorry i dont do dicks
td5fab: well ur obviously not a expect in english then
td5fab: expert*
td5fab: hey noel
noellie23: you`re*
td5fab: hey noel
noellie23: what fam
td5fab: **** you
noellie23: you wish mate
td5fab: i would throw a boomerang at ur face if i saw u
noellie23: arent you a lil rebel
td5fab: yes always smells like a harbour around noellie
WilliamTheBest1: You know how she smells?
WilliamTheBest1: Stalking?
td5fab: no u can smell her from across the dam ocean
noellie23: where is the dam ocean?
td5fab: u think a volcano erupts and its the sulpher nope its bloody noellie
noellie23: i might smell but youre ugly and i can just shower :)
anchoman: lmao
WilliamTheBest1: haha
td5fab: thats cute noellie but its not my fault u look like a burnt plastic bag
noellie23: your face looks like its been on fire and put out with a bike chain
Dead__shot: lol
WilliamTheBest1: Wow haha
noellie23: a face a blind mother couldnt even love
td5fab: atleast i can ride a bike ur dad left u long ago to even teach u because he a a phobia against down right down syndromes
noellie23: you wouldnt even know who your dad is considering the slag your mom is
Dead__shot: burn
noellie23: could be anyone in a 10 mile radius
noellie23: animals included
WilliamTheBest1: hahahah
Dead__shot: lol
Cymb40: uve been challenged td5 answer:)
WilliamTheBest1: It's a long painful burn
WilliamTheBest1: Give him time
Cymb40: im terribly sorry , noellie wins this round
WilliamTheBest1: noellie has gifts.
And the winner is: noellie23