Prinny Land
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[edit] Disclaimer
Prinny Land an those who reside within Prinny Land claim no responsibility for any harm caused to those who read the following. Except For Xion.
Prinny Land Ownz All Rooms!
[edit] Prinny
A prinny is a small, usually blue, pouch-wearing penguin-like creature with disproportionately small bat wings and two peg legs where feet would normally be. When thrown, they explode on impact. A common trait of prinnies is their upbeat attitude and frequent use of the word "dood" as an interjection. They constantly end their sentences with "-ssu" in the Japanese game versions' dialogue. Prinnies stand roughly three feet, three inches (100 cm) tall, though the weight can vary.
Humans who have led a worthless life, such a thieves or murderers, or have committed a mortal sin such as suicide, have their souls sewn into the body of a prinny upon their death.
For an unknown reason, regular prinnies will explode when they hit something with great force, such as when thrown.
After being reborn, the newly created prinny will serve as a soldier, slave, or servant in the Netherworld or Celestia. The prinny remains until it has earned reincarnation by redemption through good deeds or earning enough money, and leaves its servitude in a ritual involving the Red Moon. In Celestia, prinnies mostly act as maids and domestic servants. The good deeds they perform there lead to their reincarnation. In the Netherworld, depending on the lord they serve, they spend their difficult after-lives doing excessively hard labor for very little pay, and are often thrown around just for the amusement of their lords. The pittance of money they earn in the Netherworld goes towards their reincarnation.
Some prinnies live in Prinny Land, their own world in which prinnies do not explode when thrown. Some prinnies flee there to escape their lives in the Netherworld, and some may have rebelled or have been banished there.
[edit] MATH TIME WITH EBIL
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which means Prinnys can Divide by Zero!
OH SHI- *boom*
[edit] Come And Say Hello
Clicking the following link will grace us with your presence. Come play A Knight's Story in Prinny Land! Made By Colino.
[edit] Prinny Land Media
Prinny Land Theme, by Shrub:
We are the Prinnys, strong and proud.
We are the Prinnys, small but loud!
If you mess with us, you'll get hit by a bus!
We're so hardcore, you be wanting more!
The Prinnys own you, Ya mother too.
We eat noobs for breakfast, for lunch, YOU!
For dinner, we eat troll stew!
Prinifornication by SheepSheperd:
Psychic spies from Prinny
Try to steal your mind's sanitation
Little girls from Sweden
Dream of Prinny-land-itation
And if you want these kind of dreams
It's Prinifornication
It's the edge of the rooms
And all of western civilization
The sun may rise in The Van
At least it settles in the final location
It's understood that Kongregate
Sells Prinifornication
Pay your therapist well
To break the spell of aging
Perfectly sane skin is this your kin
Or is that war your waging
First born unicorn
Hard core soft f’warned
Dream of Prinifornication (x4) Chorus
Talk t’ me Greg be my guide to the world
Be my very own Lilzabubba
A teenage bride with Japan inside
Getting high on information
And buy me a star on the sheep’s list
It's Prinifornication
Digg may be the final frontier
But it's made in a Kongregate basement
Arcus can you hear the spheres
Singing songs off station to station
And S won’t be not far away
It's Prinifornication
Born and raised by those who craze
Control of population…
Everybody's been there
And I don’t mean on probation
Chorus
Destruction leads to a very rough road
But it also breeds creation
And chat lags are to a girl's guitar
They're just another good vibration
And Mod’raters couldn't save the world
From Prinifornication
Pay your therapist well
To break the spell of aging
Sicker than the rest
This is no test
But this is what you're craving
Chorus
The Mechanism by SheepSheperd:
Feel the temptation
Live the rush
Realize the reality
Regect the lesser
Find your stars
Cherish their names
Cradle their fights
Find your own
Learn the ways
Make your mark
Prinny Land Pride the price is steeper than sheer
SheepShepherd
[edit] Prinnys!
People wanted me to put in who's regular and who's not, but still everyone is welcome to Prinny Land. Except Trolls; we crucify them upside down, light them on fire, and then offer the remains of the heart to Ceiling Cat as a sacrifice.
[edit] Regular Prinnys
[edit] Xionico
- Some times here, Some times not
- Is most Awsome in Prinneh Land. (I'm from sweden.)
- Prinny Land's Badge Hunter.. ME --> me?
- Maker Of Prinny Wiki
- My PhotoBucket
[edit] Kimmik64
alter troll, we all hate her.
[edit] OverlordSS4
- Eats Prinnys and feeds on their souls...
- Location: The very depths of Hell... in Canada
[edit] Lanson
Maker of Prinny Land Forum.
[edit] Prinny Land Forum
The Forum Where Prinnys Hang out.
[edit] AubbyFan
Slightly immature person that likes to debate.
[edit] Platnium
Wonders to the hall of odin sometimes , always ready to debate in english or german .
[edit] Bens_Dream
Used to be a spammer or troll, but has reformed recently. He's very well known on Kongregate. Also pretending to mini-mod and reporting everyone whos does anything wrong. Hes from london. :D
[edit] Lilzabubba
Moderator that essentially replaced Jude
[edit] Lysdexic
Spanks Little Boys
[edit] mageThufer
The Father of our Beloved Moderator, TheyCallMeS. Thufers Blogg Windowintoahovel
[edit] Ebilruler
Prinny Land's Beloved Vampiric Prinny who noms trolls and likes to befriend others
"The world in a prinny's hands/flippers"~Me :D
One of the most oldest active prinnians.
"Don't toss ebil. He's been a prinny so long, the explosive energy in him would cause an antimatter explosion that would blow the earth up."~Nadrin
Is on a kongquest to put prinny back to the golden ages like it was 2 years ago...
[R]
Co-Owner of Prinny Wiki :D
1. Nom Trolls 2. Make Prinnys 3. ???? 4. Profit!!!
[edit] Majora820
Prinny Land's favorite wanker, and creator of the (now outdated) Prinny Land Dictionary xD!
[edit] Sushihair
Likes to order shirts.
[edit] TheyCallMeS
Prinny Land's Owner and Mod! Is believed to be omniscient and all-knowing.
[edit] ChemSnowman
With great Power come great responsibility
[edit] Vatii
Hugs , hugs , hugs . everyone , a newbie to kongregate. Hugs.
[edit] Gazelle
- The new guy. Also resident African deer-like creature... From England!
[edit] Stinray
Awesome regular who devotes all his time to observing his awesomeness through a specially treated mirror made to withstand extreme burts of cool. Is on an epic quest to revive Prinny Land, and the Wiki.
[edit] Arianwyn
Wasn't on the list before today. He wondered why, and took matters into his own hands.
[edit] Pfhortipfhy
Wasn't here either. He left a note, but it got removed. He's no troll, ask around. Things he enjoys: flaying people with his sharp wit, being nice. Things he wishes he could do: figure out the formatting for links so his name looked like other peoples'.
[edit] SlicedBread
= sliceizzledasshizzle...... thats pretty much all you need to know
[edit] goodmenace
One who insists that it should be 'prinnies' and not 'prinnys'. He also has a retro gaming fetish.
[edit] fatword123
Has guides on his profile. Loves to make new friends.
[edit] elfboy676
A pretty good guy. Likes to point out flawed logic.
[edit] Tolil
Lurks alot. Been here for a while, comes on when bored. Insists that prinnys > mudkipz.
[edit] DimArtist
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[edit] bloodysamurai
A mini-troll at times, but a good kid at heart. Recently came back to Prinny land and started E-dating. He is a regular and is on most of the day, but is disliked by all regulars. Takes the internet too seriously and uses his age for an excuse.
[edit] valr2
A semi-regular that does more on Prinny land than he does at work. Troll hater and abuser, can't stand when people use poor grammar, and tends to play Idle games. Boyfriend to tehIrishKitty.
[edit] Other Prinnys
[edit] Editor
Xionico's brother has been in Prinny Land since he started on Kongregate, but is too busy playing "Zombie Masters" and "Left 4 Dead," to enjoy our quality time. Currently Playing HL2 Mods right now, Swearing Way To Much.
[edit] mastertoti2
Wanted to be in Prinny Land. no none whereabouts to what where and how this Prinny came to be. is a bad joke maker and can make fake badges. knows spanish and is helpful to some people. almost is never on and has edited this too much :P I LIKE SALT CRACKERS!!!! a giving of salt crackers to me is a compliment
[edit] Ferretferret
A fuzzy little creature who roams around Kong but mostly stays in DM1 where he is known by many.
[edit] Jon1500
Comes to visit Prinny Land every once in a while, but bases in The Attic, and Digg Mark 1.
[edit] johnson1984
Just a regular guy that quit Kong a while ago and just moved to Prinny Land right before he left. Currently permabanned.
[edit] JudeMaverick
Ex-room owner of Prinny Land. Now room owner of Mockingbird County.
[edit] Mattthehat
The husband of TheyCallMeS.
[edit] Sniperocker2
[edit] pwnageASSASSIN
Sometime visits Prinny Land. Home Room: Digg Mark 1.
[edit] SheepShepherd
Pseudo-Other, Ex-Regular and holds the uncanny ability to procure curiosity, dislike, hatred, and silence. In that order. Always.
[edit] Shrub
A tourist in Prinny Land.
[edit] Prinny Land Guide
Ebilruler = A friendly troll nomming Vampiric Prinny
Moo, Bagock, Chirp, or any other animal noise = Hello
Wanker = Friend, enemy, or stranger, this is a general term for any person in the room. WARNING-DO NOT USE OUTSIDE OF PRINNY, MAY RESULT IN WHINING OR SEVERE HEAD TRAUMA DUE TO IMPACT
Das Shite = A term referring to Prinny Land's elite team of wankers. This team is composed of members such as Lilzabubba, Slicedbread, Arcus, Theycallmes, Ghost_the_hunter, Absolome, Omnicio, Auburnfan, biofire1, tysia, cowin13, nadrin, lichlord666, hoho501, xionico and especially pandas_1735......and cold pizza (To request qualification as das shite, please contact Majora820)
w00t = To type w00t is to praise or agree with a statement. w00t also can mean WooHoo! or YAY!
Oi=Hi or hey
kong embargo = An agreement among members of a room to mass mute a player
m00t= Prinny's special take on w00t, m00t overrules w00t tenfold
Iggied = ignored or muted
SlicedBread = sliceizzledasshizzle
Majora820 = Bear
Lilzabubba = Bek
Arcus = The one and only gangsteriffic pyromaniacal ninja whos hiding behind you...
Doomwaffle = Borat
Lilzabubba's age = "Old enough to know better, but young enough to do it again."
SheepShepherd = Secret agent in an undisclosed South American location broadcasting Nazi propaganda messages
Electronica = Das Shit
Rosman = Pedophile (jk haha)
Pandas_1735 = Ms. "hey why didn't you give me a nickname?" OR number 17
gth = ghost the hunter
tgp = the game player
prinny = crack (alot of it)
Prinny = a penguin wearing a fannypack
glomp = attack hug
Pheonixstarkai = a hopeless loser "but its been like 7 months sense the last time i pissed my bed"
kira = likes tea
kira = has to pee
MrM1ster = The result of aliens having an orgy with cows upsidedown while drinking mustard by the bottle
oshbogon = anything
Troll = any annoying bastard looking to start a fight (DoNotFeedTrolls!)
Zammie = The only person stupid enough to buy a guardian account on AdventureQuest
Absolome = Teh Danceingness cow pwner
Tysia = The pyromaniacal hiking musician whom we all know and love
Azriall = A random person who really needs to chillax once in a while, and stop yelling tirades at people for trying to cheer others up and to DIE
Moosionary = Any prinny pilgrim who spreads the good word of moo
Wik = Back
Prinny Fuel = Frozen Hot Fudge Sunday PopTarts, Pocky, Leek and Potato soup, Cotton Candy (It looks like hair and tastes like happiness)
Sjot = Shit
Zapple = Zhonz+Apple
Paradoxinese = An animal that only exists when you dont believe it existsCrap = Crap
Nadrin = Mass murderer with a temper who loves frogs
Wizard78 = A crazy person who lives in the Appalachian Mountains and abducts people so he can try and cast magic spells on them, he also gives them *warlocks brew*, a messed up batch of strange ingredients
Eternalbeauty = Prinny's favorite slutfaced hoebag
TheyCallMeS = Prinny's beloved mother, why would anyone insult her? OOM = The chant of a meditating cow
goodmenace That guy.
Majora820 = The Creator of this guide
bah = Expression of disgust, defiance, or both.
Tolil = moocow
[edit] Outside the Guide
Xionico = Prinny land's badge hunter and maker/owner of the Prinny Land Wiki.
Ebilruler = Teh Co-Owner who puted in all the humor and memes into this wikia.

