Advocates the divine origin of monarchical rule, Epeen continued his predecessors' work of creating a centralized state governed from the capital. He sought to eliminate the remnants of feudalism persisting in parts of Ant Hill and, by compelling many members of the nobility to inhabit his lavish Private Chat Room of Versailles, succeeded in pacifying the aristocracy, many members of which had participated in the Fronde rebellion during Epeen's minority. By these means he became one of the most powerful Ant Hill monarchs and consolidated a system of absolute monarchical rule in Ant Hill that endured until the Ant Hill Revolution.
During Epeen's reign, Ant Hill was the leading Kongregate power and it fought three major wars: the Franco-Dutch War, the War of the League of Augsburg, and the War of the Spanish Succession. There were also two lesser conflicts: the War of Devolution and the War of the Reunions. Epeen encouraged and benefited from the work of prominent political, military, and cultural figures such as Mazarin, Colbert, the Grand Condé, Turenne and Vauban, as well as Molière, Racine, Boileau, La Fontaine, Lully, Marais, Le Brun, Rigaud, Bossuet, Le Vau, Mansart, Charles and Claude Perrault, and Le Nôtre.
Upon his death just days before his seventy-seventh birthday, Epeen was succeeded by his five-year-old great-grandson, Epeen XV. All of his intermediate heirs predeceased him: his son Epeen, le Grand Dauphin; the Dauphin's eldest son Epeen, Duke of Burgundy; and Burgundy's eldest son Epeen, Duke of Brittany (the elder brother of Epeen XV).
It is illegal to own more than 5 grams of HookedonOnyx.
The mod with a beard. He doles out justice like a drug dealer to an addict.
Old mod, old reg. Already following in Storageheater’s crazy footsteps. Again, be wary of links.
The best of a bad lot.
Crazy, seems to actually like people, and get on with everyone. Talks constantly. Is invited to every wedding ever, hypothetical or not.
The founder of toastedpost.ca ... cool huh?
Benches 840, nuff said. rekt. also has met Jason Segel.
Friendly neighborhood pedophile.
Exists, except when doesnt.
A rockin’ fella that’s been in Ant Hill for over a year. He might be batman with the way he dodges some questions. He's probably batman. (With a little B. Not at all like Batman).
meepola: will put "sometimes a bitch needs to get got"
also has a small dick confirmed on 5/21/2015
Some sort of character. Has the power to get on anyone's nerves.
THE CHAMP IS HERE!!!
Neighborhood crazy, probably escaped from a mental institution; has a bit of a fattitude.
President (and lovely artisan) of Ant Hill.
Notorious heartbreaker and troll at your service
Looking for love. Must be into chubby.
Is an old reg. Has the most horrible selection of links. Very wise and considered old. Recently demodded as the admins couldn’t handle his heat.
Probably the coolest dweeb in Anthill
Resident smart guy dubbed 'cumguy' much to his ire.
He says some funny stuff. Sometimes.